is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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