Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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