We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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