I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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