No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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