did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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