Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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