Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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