Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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