Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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