I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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