I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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