So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Blood and glitter go together right?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
This toilet bowl is my home.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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