And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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Boobs are out for the taking
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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