yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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