STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Randomize
