You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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