Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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