woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
