He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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