What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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