Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
How does one acquire holy water?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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