what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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