I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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