That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
