i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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