I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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