Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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