i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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