I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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