Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
