He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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