; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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