Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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