"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm at about main and main street
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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