i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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