I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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