I don't think brook has ever known best
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Randomize
