she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Randomize