he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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