i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Damn victory sex feels great
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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