forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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