Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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