Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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