what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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