You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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