I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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