I cannot find my penis.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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