everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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