I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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