normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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