Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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