so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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