I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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Found your dick twin last night
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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